CAL POLY SLO 9-18-09 (In Detail)

-8:30 -> diversity presentation (backmassage after presentation as iono)
-11:30 -> SLO Bound (free stuff... got lunches....free water....energy drinks for free... cds..... etc)
-6:00 -> barbeque at WoW leader Carla's house. (they talked about sunday's party
-8:30 -> watched the hypnotist... HELAL FUNNY!

So i woke up at 8:15am today... didn't have much time to do anything... i brushed my teeth changed and left. We went to some type of diversity thing at 8:30 in teh PAC and i guess it was sorta interesting. One of my wow leaders, john, fell asleep during this whole thing... haha i dont blame him. we stayed there for a while and after that was over, everyone in the group went in a circle and gave back massages, then switched. that was some good stuff..

After that we had some long break (as we always do lol) and later lined up a longgggggg line under the hotttttt 85 degree weather. i know it may not be as hot as other colleges like davis, but it was hot enough to be bothered. in the line we were given little eco-friendly green WoW bags, and lunch / water to put it in. lunch was pesto ham sandwiches with grapes and oatmeal cookies. so anyways we finally got to the COACH busses and left to downtown. i forgot the park we went to but we went to a park with a whole bunch of free stand around. Imagine A+W festival with all the tents, but ONLY free stuff. some of it was crap, the other stuff was prty cool. we got our stuff and at 12:15 and moved on to the next park that was loaded with stands. on our way this group called EPIC (some church society) were goin crazy! they were literally on every corner telling us to sign this thing and so i did. i got a metal water bottle and bag as a result so wasn't that bad :) so we got to the next park and i got like free stickers and ENERGY DRINKS nad water and cups and all that jazz. we also got free t-shirts but to do that we needed a group cheer. ugh. we ended up doing the oompa loompa dance bobbing up and down saying "oompa doompa doompity doo, we are the group of 4-92. WOO!" lol so lame but we did it and got shirts. soo yess we got free popsicles at these stands too so that was nice.

After that we had like a 3 hours break back at the dorms and then went to our wow leader carla's house for a barbeque. the bbq was okay but the grill couldn't cook fast enough to satisfy all 4 wow groups. that meaning about 50-60 people. thhey had.... ROOT BEER! so i had like 2 cups of that. while there i met some people, played magnetic darts and just chilled. they were talkign about what to do on sunday because sunday we had no more WOW, and they were talking abouth aving 10 wow groups (about 10-15 people per wow group) at the house and play some beer pong or beer darts or something and i was just thinking in my head "ohhgodd.." but anyways yess. her hosue is right next to a jack in teh box. We later were just chillin in her hosue talking about sad parts of animated films like toy story, lion king, land before time, finding nemo, monsters inc. etc. some people agreed with me that the lion king was the best disney movie!! well because it is!! hahaha.

When we left the BBQ, it was about 7:45 so we left back to campus to line up for the HYPNOTIST! we got in and started at like 9:30 so we had a nice little wait. haha we were actually early for once becuase our group is notorious for being late. HE WAS AWESOME! i can't remember everythign he did but it included
- a guy thinking he couldn't roll up his tongue and was in a hot scorching desert so he tried drinking but instead poured stuff on his pants.
- the volunteer hypnotistee's (or w/e) thinking that the guy had a perfect butt. so the women all started crawling towards him and groping him... OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT!
-same guy in first one itchign his butt whenever he lied, and he said he was 18 wihch was true but said he didnt drink so he itched his butt. he was made to believe that the waterbottle was actually a beer can of something or other, and he asked for a shot glass so the hypnotist juts held out the guy's left hand and shaped it as a cup so he started pouring water through his hands onto his lap!
-another guy, different peed in his pants forl aughing too hard. im nto sure if he actually did it but the hypnotist told him to.
-in the end al the guys posed like it was a muscle building contest and was made to forget that they had their shirts off when they were sent back to the audience.
-2 guys were mae to put "money" *dno if its fake or real* in their pants and forget about it so that the next time they change or pee or something money comes out. haha
-EVERYONE in the end who volunteered were told to become N'sync dancers and they all started dancing on stage
-umm the guys were ballerinas and teh other people were critique'ers.
and i can't remember much of anything else...
OHHH!! ONE MORE
-the people on the stage were told to go into the audiance adn sit on someone's lap. then he made them fall asleep, and then was about to make them FEED AS BABIES (if yu kno wat i mean) but it didnt happen thank god. but yeah he made them believe that they were trying to give the ppl they sat on a big fat slobbery kiss but couldn't because of a "2-inch plexiglass window seperating them from the kissers" haaha it was so funny to see them try.

but yes that's it. i went home webcammed with everyoen back home and went to bed at around 1am. GOOD STUFF. hypnotist made my night. i was cracking up so bad! haha.